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The carjacking

An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her...

The magician & the parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. He has a different audience each week, so he allowed himself to perform the same act over and over...

Will show him

A young lady came home from a date, rather said. She told her mother,

Like a gentleman?

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt’s house to play while she went to the big city...

The office rules

Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and generally he used to go to the barber’s during working hours to have his hair cut, although this was...

A matter of punctuation

An English professior wrote the words, “Woman withour her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

Mistake?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if she could see her license. She replied in a huff.

Gifts for mother

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

Most wanted

Little Johnny’s kindergarden class was on a field trip to their locl police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 Most Wanted men.

Begger

“Why do you beg?”

He drew it all himself

Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack?

God

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked:

It’s coconut

Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt.

Too short for me…

In the Spring fair, a 4 year old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said:

Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said.

Grandma wouldn’t lie

Little Johnny was at his first day of shool. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right...

The arm was guilty

A man was brought before the judge. The witness said that the day before the prisoner had stolen some pears from a basket, outside a grocer’s. The solicitor said to...

Elevator

A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again.